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So i've started to see a pattern with her most usual rants...
- If i look tired.. I'm on drugs..
- If i don't pick something up... i'm untidy
- If i have a cough.. i've been smoking
- If i have an ulcer.. its some kind of genetic ulcer causing disease
- If i'm going out to meet a girl... she's automatically my girlfriend
- If i wake up late.. Its due to a late night
- If i'm ill... its due to drinking
- If i don't pick up the phone... i'm lying dead in a ditch
- If i want to go to a city based university.. its for the nightlife not the education
Sigmund Freud says we aspire to marry people like our mothers, in this case I believe him to be wrong..
- If i look tired.. I'm on drugs..
- If i don't pick something up... i'm untidy
- If i have a cough.. i've been smoking
- If i have an ulcer.. its some kind of genetic ulcer causing disease
- If i'm going out to meet a girl... she's automatically my girlfriend
- If i wake up late.. Its due to a late night
- If i'm ill... its due to drinking
- If i don't pick up the phone... i'm lying dead in a ditch
- If i want to go to a city based university.. its for the nightlife not the education
Sigmund Freud says we aspire to marry people like our mothers, in this case I believe him to be wrong..
The greatest understanding I ever gained about my mother was becoming one myself! These days I cut her some slack :p lol
Damn, I don\'t think i\'ll ever be a mother :p Though in psychology we\'ve been learning about schizophrenocgenic mothers.. Which could answer a lot of questions :)
You could use all your quotes about a \"wife\"......closes browser so mine can\'t read this comment ;)